Day Trading in the Cultivation World: Are You Treating Fellow Daoists Like Leeks?

[Cultivation] [Lighthearted] [Comedy] [Stock trading] [Everyday life] After going bankrupt trading stocks, Meng Zhili accidentally transmigrates to the Xuantian Immortal Realm. He discovers he’s become a new disciple of the Wanfa Sect and possesses a treasure capable of creating a stock market. What else is there to say? He has to let the Cultivation world experience the iron fist of the stock market! From then on, the Wanfa Sect has a mysterious Immortal Venerable in charge of immortal stocks, and the Cultivation world gains a horde of investors repeatedly fleeced for all they’re worth. Divine Sword Celestial Lord: “My biggest regret in life was trading immortal stocks.” Old Monk Lantuo: “Buddhists are strictly forbidden from trading immortal stocks. Anyone who breaks this rule will be expelled from the faith!” Holy Maiden of the Demonic Sect: “I quit! I want to apply for a refund under the adult-consumer protection policy!” From then on, the Cultivation world is full of mysterious people studying candlestick charts. They talk about shorting and going long, buying the dip and adding to their positions, dreaming of making a day’s worth of cultivation progress skyrocket overnight, all scrambling to become the sacrificial lambs on Meng Zhili’s path to immortality.