The Author Who Doesn't Drive Since Childhood's 14th Book

[Goddess of War in the Woods + Simple, Brutal Golden Finger + Betrayed and Dumped + Overprotective Big Brother and Brotherly Bonds + Taking Down the Fake Sweetheart + A Peerless Valkyrie Hiding Her Identity Throws Herself at Him]

Rain pours over an abandoned slaughterhouse, the stench of blood filling the air. His girlfriend of three years, dressed in a black miniskirt, stands haughtily with the school bully, who has awakened an S-rank talent. “Lin Yuan, your vitality score is only 0.1. You're a complete waste of space. Stop pestering me.”

Lin Yuan neither cries nor makes a scene. He turns away coldly and walks into the woods behind the mountain, out into the rain.

The moment he steps into the woods, a cold sword is pressed to his throat. Su Linyue, the Dragon Kingdom's most aloof instructor and a peerless Goddess of War, has been poisoned by a strange beast. Sweat glistens on her skin.

Her eyes bloodshot, like a beast that has lost its mind, she slams Lin Yuan against a muddy tree trunk and presses her burning body against him. “Don't move... I need to borrow your yang energy!”

At the brink of life and death, a crisp mechanical voice explodes in Lin Yuan's mind.

“Ding! The Host is facing a life-or-death crisis and SSS-rank skin-to-skin contact. The [Ultimate Madman: Infinite Plunder System] is activated!”

“Ding! Plunder successful! Acquired Su Linyue's SSS-rank talent, [Nine-Revolution Godfiend Physique]!”

“Ding! Vitality +9999! Limit broken!”

At the martial arts entrance exam, Lin Yuan turns around and slaps the school bully so hard he hits the ground and scrambles for his teeth.

His fake-sweetheart ex-girlfriend watches the stunning “Goddess of War instructor” at Lin Yuan's side, goes mad with jealousy, and begs him on her knees to take her back.

Years later, strange beasts tear open the heavens. Martial gods around the world are powerless, and the gods try to purge the human world.

At the moment of utter despair,

Lin Yuan slips an arm around the Goddess of War's slender waist and draws his blade with a sneer.

“Brothers, grab your weapons and follow me!”