[Over-the-Top Catharsis + Dark Journey to the West Secrets + Everyone Turns Against the Gods and Buddhas + Ruthless, No Do-Gooder]**
Everything you think you know about Journey to the West is a conspiracy! In this life, whoever stands in my way, god or Buddha, will die! The Great Sage has returned, and he will surely overturn this heaven full of hypocritical gods and Buddhas!
“Chen Zhen, you vile demon! You slaughtered twenty-six Buddhist temples and killed more than three hundred eminent monks! Today, you will be executed on the Immortal-Slaying Platform, your soul and spirit utterly destroyed!”
On the Immortal-Slaying Platform in the Thirty-Third Heaven, the thunder fell silent.
Tang Sanzang, head of the Western Buddhist Church, sat high upon a ninth-grade lotus pedestal, his eyes full of compassion.
Chen Zhen, his shoulder blades pierced and his body covered in blood, suddenly raised his head and roared with laughter at the gods and Buddhas filling the sky, laughing until blood and tears streamed down his face:
“Compassion? Tang Sanzang, spare me that hypocritical act! If you hadn’t been preaching mercy back then and insisted that the Great Sage let those villains go, how would all seven members of my Chen family have been hacked to death by bandits?”
“When I was left homeless and had to beg for a place to survive in a temple, you eminent monks, who chanted ‘Amitabha’ every day, were secretly stealing and whoring, and devouring people without leaving a trace! Since these gods and Buddhas are all demons in Buddhist robes, I, Chen Zhen, would rather kneel for three months at Fangcun Mountain, transform into a fiend, and kill every one of you bald bastards!”
“Amitabha. You wicked demon, you must be executed.”
Beside Tang Sanzang, the “Victorious Fighting Buddha,” wearing a golden headband, pressed his palms together and mercilessly brought down the executioner's blade.
Just as the blade fell
“BOOM!”
The highest heavens shattered! The Heavenly Dao collapsed! A Ruyi Golden Cudgel wreathed in chaotic karmic flames smashed into the plaque of the Hall of Miraculous Mists!
“You bald bastard! Open your damned eyes and look! Who is that slick, worldly good-for-nothing sitting beside you? And who am I?”
“Junior Brother, don’t be afraid. Today, your senior brother will take you to raise hell in the Heavenly Palace another one hundred and eight times!”
If you were angry and unwilling to watch "Journey to the West" when you were a child, this place will make you feel so happy... Go for it, it will definitely live up to expectations!