Naruto: Stop Forming Hand Seals, Take My Physical Exorcism

In Konoha, with all his meridians ruined, he binds the [Canon Crusher System] from the start!

Can't use ninjutsu? No problem. He exchanges for Armament Haki and causality-defying gadgets, then punches a giant summoned beast to pieces!

The Shinobi World's whole style takes a sharp turn, as a lawless outlaw who never uses Hand Seals and believes only in brute force and extortion is born!

Orochimaru stretches out his neck to plant a Cursed Seal on Sasuke? Yan Xing hurls a "pink anti-bite muzzle" from afar, forcing the legendary Sannin to put it on in tears and shattering his faith in science on the spot.

Danzo thinks he can revive endlessly with Izanagi? Yan Xing casually sticks on a QR code, and the Sharingan all over Danzo's arm start flashing "anti-addiction forced logout notices." The invincible cheat instantly crashes!

Uchiha Itachi uses Tsukuyomi to put on a spooky act? Yan Xing spends 50 points to give the genjutsu space a "Hawaiian beach skin." Wearing sunglasses and sipping coconut juice, he loudly reads aloud Itachi's super-adoring-big-brother diary, hidden under his bed!

Orochimaru is forced to sign a striptease contract and becomes the top spender; Konoha's sneaky old schemer Danzo has his underwear exposed over the village loudspeaker; the Fourth Kazekage gets a sealable bandage slapped on him and is stuffed into a pickled-vegetable jar as a bargaining chip...

Yan Xing's arrival not only forcibly averts the tragic deaths of Neji, Haku, Zabuza, and others, but also turns the bitter and vengeful Shinobi World upside down!

Watching Madara Uchiha summon a meteor that blots out the sky, Yan Xing cracks his knuckles and sighs helplessly: "Mages, the times have changed."