Villain Lao Liu: Stealing the Male Lead's Golden Finger from the Start!

Reincarnated as the ultimate villain in a fantasy novel who won’t survive past three chapters, I awaken the “Top-Grade Schemer System.” I play dirty and refuse to follow the script. As long as I keep snatching the fated male lead’s opportunities, I can ascend on the spot.

The male lead falls off a cliff, ready to find an old grandpa in a ring? Sorry, I melted the ring ahead of time and turned it into a chamber pot. The aloof Saintess wants to dual-cultivate with the male lead to cure his poison? I switch the antidote pill for a powerful laxative, and he spends three days and nights with diarrhea in front of her! In this respectable world of immortal cultivation, I throw lime powder with my left hand and swing bricks with my right. If I run into someone I can’t beat, I just report them to the authorities. The once-arrogant, overbearing male leads are all driven to despair, crying and begging to retire from the martial world. Meanwhile, I, the villain, somehow become the most admired beacon of righteousness in the cultivation world.

Want to know how I used a packet of chili powder to take down the Divine Venerable of the Nine Heavens? Open the story and see what a real scourge of the cultivation world looks like!