To Get a Free Villa, I Arranged a Ghost Marriage for Myself

To get a villa for free, I arranged a ghost marriage for myself. They said my groom was a fierce ghost. On my first day in the house, the bathroom faucet turned on by itself. I blurted out, "Thanks for running the bath, honey. Set it to forty degrees, please. I'm about to get in." When I started taking off my clothes, the half-transparent spirit turned red and fled in a panic.

"Have you no shame?"

That was it? And they called him an evil ghost? I sang loudly while I washed. A moment later, a note appeared on the bedside table: [Could you be a little quieter? You're disturbing the ghosts!]

No way. I'm a born chatterbox. I grabbed his ghostly spirit and...