A Hundred Million a Day, but I Can Only Spend It in My College Dorm

I wake up to find that the System gives me 10 million yuan every day, but I can only spend it in my ten-square-meter dorm room?

My roommates think I've gone crazy from staying up all night gaming and tell me to drink more walnut milk to boost my brain.

Fine, no more pretending. I'll come clean!

I'll pay 200,000 for your busted computer, 300,000 for your old keyboard, and 500,000 for your shoes! My three roommates are stunned on the spot. They beg and plead to call me their adoptive father, serving tea and water more devotedly than actual sons!

I turn the dorm into a palace, use gold statues to ward off evil, and fill Hermès gift bags with melon seeds! The arrogant student council president comes to inspect the dorm and dares to dock my points? I toss 200,000 yuan at him, and he changes his tune on the spot!

When the System upgrades and expands the spending range to the whole campus, the business System kicks in: as long as I lose money at school, I can cash out the same amount in real money and spend it however I want!

To live it up off campus, I start doing everything I can to lose money: I set up a high-pressure oxygen chamber worth over 100,000 yuan in the study hall for students to nap in for free. I even spend a staggering 20 billion to poach a national-level research team, ordering them to drop every major project and spend their days writing the foundational code for a little anime girl to say "I want a hug."

I think there's no way I won't lose every last penny this time.

Who could have guessed that a leading AI academician would burst through the door with tears in his eyes, clutch my hand, and say, "Mr. Lin, I've finally seen the terrifying ambition hidden beneath your carefree attitude! While working on the anime girl's microexpressions, we happened to crack the core algorithm that's held the world back for ten years! You're a prophet of human technology!"

Watching the research center erupt in celebration, Lin Zhou wants to cry. Help! I really just wanted to lose some pocket money. If I keep making money like this, how am I supposed to convince the whole world that I'm not the "light of humanity"?