You Call Raising Little Demons Biological Evolution?

[Evolution] + [Creation] + [Cute Pets] Shen Luo livestreamed the cultivation of “healing pets.” The first-generation product, the Rainbow Snail, could repair any external injury with its slime, even regrowing a severed finger in half an hour. Viewers across the internet, the wealthy, and patients with terminal illnesses went completely wild, calling it “a blessing for humanity.” Then he fed the snail an “evolution serum.” It grew wings, and its slime began indiscriminately dissolving everything, including metal and concrete. Netizens: “???” Shen Luo insisted, “This is just a minor detour in evolution,” and unveiled: [Disciplined Earthworm]: Implant it in your body and it will force you to exercise 23 hours a day, giving you boundless energy. The only side effect is that you may periodically think you're soil and try to burrow underground. [Emotional Sea Anemone]: It absorbs all of its owner's negative emotions and blossoms with a breathtaking halo of light. But once mature, it releases spores that send everyone within ten kilometers into endless fits of agitation. [Logic Cat]: It can engage you in rigorous philosophical debate, with an intelligence that surpasses 99.999…% of humanity. Until it convinces the entire world through debate that everyone is its pet. The netizens were completely dumbfounded. “Bro, your little snail has decided the planet's core is its new home. Can you do something about it?” “So this is the ‘tiny little’ side effect of evolution you were talking about?”