[Transmigrate into a Book + Cultivation + Comedy + Absurd Shenanigans + Twists + 1v1 + Happy Ending]
Xiao Qi wakes up one day to find she’s transmigrated into a Mary Sue cultivation novel as the cannon-fodder junior sister.
The heroine wants a spiritual root, so the male lead, her eldest senior brother, waves a hand and takes the junior sister’s. Hers is top-grade!
The heroine is injured and needs an immortal bone transplant, so their sect master slaps his thigh. “Your junior sister has one!”
The heroine loses her life-bound sword, and the scheming third senior brother gives a sinister smile. “Take the junior sister’s!”
What the hell? Is this junior sister some kind of walking loot box?
Who could put up with that?
You want a spiritual root? The male lead, the eldest senior brother, has one that’s just as good. I’ll help you dig his out.
You need an immortal bone transplant? Master’s bones look better than mine. I’ll help you swap them.
You lost your life-bound sword? No problem! We’ve got some excellent black iron here; it just needs a sword spirit. Third Senior Brother is the perfect fit. I’ll forge it for you.
Seeing her really about to do it, everyone thinks: Wait, that swift, practiced hand with the knife... Did she used to slaughter pigs in her last life?
Huh? After stirring up trouble all over the sect, she discovers a scheming fourth senior brother with disabled legs.
Hey! Can I have a go in that wheelchair too?
Fourth Senior Brother: ?
What? You want revenge on the male and female leads? I can do that!
What? You also want to cleanse the cultivation world?
Fair enough. Everyone’s got something wrong with their heads!
Wait, does that mean I’m getting cleansed too?
After a whole lot of running around, Xiao Qi finally remembers that her disabled fourth senior brother is a major villain who can destroy the world!
The Immortal Realm is doomed. She’d better pack up and run! But she’s barely taken two steps when the gloomy villain catches her.
“Running away? After getting into bed with me, you think you can just walk away?”
Xiao Qi is devastated. “I’m done for!”
“...I didn’t say I was going to kill you.”
This is a really good book! It's so hard to find a good, funny cultivation novel. I especially love the protagonist's personality; he's eccentric and seems capable of anything as long as he doesn't cross the line. I've read 50 chapters so far, and it feels like the main plot has only just begun, but it seems like they've already dug quite a few plot holes. Please remember to fill them in!
This non-traditional cultivation novel is so abstract, hahaha, it cracked me up! I highly recommend reading it when you're feeling down. I was actually heartbroken after breaking up with my partner and was laughing so hard while reading it.
I'm seriously impressed! I only read three episodes and I already wanted to comment. It's been so long since I've read such a crazy novel. The author's mental state is amazing! I'm so envious and admire them! Please don't die! Update to 3000 chapters! I can't take it anymore! Super recommended! Such a beautiful mental state! The author is playing me! 😄
It's so good! Everyone come and see!
That green-headed fly was hilarious!
This is a really good and interesting story. Keep up the good work, author! [Added to bookshelf]