Pill Refining with a Baby Bottle: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Shocks the Cultivation World

The inner disciples of the Pill Sect, a bunch of arrogant snobs, laugh at Yun Jiujiu for being so useless she can’t even conjure a spark.

Fuming, the three-and-a-half-year-old drags out the battered clay pot her master uses to soak his feet, tosses in a handful of weeds she pulled by the roadside, and adds half a bottle of leftover beast milk.

That very night, world-ending purple lightning from the Nine Heavens illuminates the Nine Provinces, and beasts of every kind flock to the sect!

The legendary signs of the long-lost Nine-Turn Ascension Divine Pill appear, shattering the void between the Three Realms!

The ten great orthodox sects send out their full forces. Dozens of ancient cultivators at the Deification stage race through the night to the tiny, rundown temple, swords drawn as they prepare to seize the peerless old monster who has been living in seclusion.

When the elders kick open the shabby wooden door, they all freeze in shock.

A chubby three-year-old in a red bellyband, her hair tied into two upright buns, is crunching away on a divine pill powerful enough to make anyone ascend on the spot, as if it were candy!

The immortal envoys from the Upper Realm are consumed with jealousy and threaten to unleash divine punishment to kill the monster.

The elders of the Nine Provinces draw their swords on the spot. The Supreme Sword Venerable shields the little dumpling behind him and roars, “Who dares lay a hand on our little ancestor of the cultivation world? I’ll smash the heavens to pieces today!”