Bad news: The plan to cripple the human race by wiping out its top fighters in one fell swoop was discovered by the other side.
Good news: This massive operation against all of humanity cost only a little over six thousand of our own, even after it was exposed.
Bad news: When the plan began, there were only a little over five thousand demons in total.
The demon race was wiped out. I, Luo Youli, the last demon alive, as well as the Demon Emperor and the demon race's only quasi-emperor, made a momentous decision!
Damn it, I might as well hang myself.
Good news: Luo Youli, who was preparing to play the violin with her imperial weapon in front of her mother's grave, her mother being the previous Demon Emperor, didn't die.
Bad news: She survived because someone interrupted her just as she was about to do it. And that person was Ye Gongmeng, the strongest human, the mightiest beneath the Great Emperor realm, said to be able to take on every other human quasi-emperor single-handedly.
Good news: It's fine. This Demon Emperor knows her. What are the odds?
Bad news: We know each other because we've spent some three hundred years chasing each other around trying to hack each other to pieces.
Well, my cultivation has been sealed, and I've been thrown in jail.
But no need to panic. Watch me turn this around... Wait, Ye Gongmeng, why are you coming over here with a whip?
"Sister Ye, no... Master, I was wrong. Can't we make peace?"
