After transmigrating into the body of a real heiress from a wealthy family, Yan Guici just wanted to be a lazy fish, living off her family and waiting to die. Who knew her whole family would suddenly unlock the ability to read minds, forcing them into an around-the-clock gossip marathon? From then on, she ranted in her head while her family delivered face-slapping triumphs in public!
When the fake heiress, a scheming little green tea, faked a fall and burst into tears, Yan Guici trembled on the outside, but thought: [Oh, what a pitiful cry. Too bad you maxed out Dad’s card yesterday buying a limited-edition Hermes bag. It’s hidden under your bed, and you haven’t even taken the tags off!] Yan’s father was about to give her pocket money, but his hand jerked and he froze the supplementary card on the spot.
When her scumbag fiancé proposed with a heartfelt declaration of love, Yan Guici pretended to be moved to tears, but thought: [Moved, my ass! Your precious first love is pregnant with some obscure director’s baby and looking for a sucker to raise it. You’re wearing such a huge green hat, you could be an environmental ambassador!] The scumbag was publicly humiliated across the internet, and Yan family’s eldest son called off the engagement that very night!
Yan Guici munched on sunflower seeds, waiting for the plot where she’d be cast out as the villainess. Instead, her whole family changed course and spoiled her rotten. Even the sickly tycoon from the capital’s elite circles, rumored not to live past thirty, clung to her every day, begging for a hug.
Then one day, the tycoon pinned her firmly against a wall, his voice hoarse and obsessive. “Guici, you spend every day criticizing everyone else in your head. When will you think about me?” Yan Guici stared in horror: [Holy crap! That short-lived guy can hear me too?! Has my lazy-fish secret identity been completely exposed?!]