His Parachute of Love

Actress Gu Zhiyi was photographed meeting esports heartthrob Lu Yan at a nightclub, setting the whole internet ablaze. Haters: “It’s definitely a publicity stunt! How could an actress ever fall for a gamer?” Gu Zhiyi lazily posted a photo of her marriage certificate. “Sorry, not only did I fall for him, I’m tied to him for good.” Who knew the aloof, sharp-tongued God Lu would repost it in seconds? “Honey, weren’t we supposed to keep our marriage secret?” “Oh, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision.” Gu Zhiyi paused. “Mostly because someone was so good last night that I couldn’t resist bragging.” Fans: ??? Is this really something we’re allowed to hear? Then a famous paparazzo dropped a bombshell: Lu Yan had been Gu Zhiyi’s protector when she was at her lowest, and the two had already been in love for five years. In an interview video, the world champion faced the camera, his eyes reddening. “My dream has always been her.” The internet was collectively swept away: What kind of fairytale romance is this!!!