Cao Fei never dreamed that the transmigration novel he wrote would actually come true. A bolt of lightning hurled him into the ancient world he had created, the Great Wu Dynasty, where martial arts trumped literature and even a scholar was worth less than a dog. Worse still, he had become the most miserable character he had written: a poor son-in-law being trampled underfoot by a rich young master in the street. Before he could even crawl through the man’s legs, the System arrived.
[Unreliable Comeback Assistance System bound.]
[Host dies: soul permanently destroyed.]
[Main Quest: Rise from son-in-law to tycoon.]
[Beginner’s Gift Pack delivered: 1 M24 Sniper Rifle]
Cao Fei stared at the sniper rifle that had appeared out of thin air in his hands, then at the young thug still shouting in front of him. He pulled the trigger, and the whole city fell silent. From that day on, a legend of “Heaven’s Punishment” spread throughout the Great Wu Dynasty. But there was one problem: this System didn’t seem very reliable. He asked for bear spray and got a bottle of floral water. He asked for a martial arts manual and got a book of practice exams for the college entrance test. And just as he was about to be hacked to death, the System dozed off and slept through it.
“Have you ever seen a guy this handsome?”
“Can I get to know you, beautiful? I’m Cao Fei, but you can call me Feifei!”
When a modern chuuni shut-in who talks a mile a minute, is deathly afraid of dying, can’t do anything right, and is a first-rate show-off falls into an ancient world where everyone practices martial arts, he brings along an M24 with infinite ammo. While sour-faced scholars are still shaking their heads and reciting poetry, he pulls out Three Hundred Tang Poems and becomes famous in the capital as the reincarnation of the Poetry Immortal. While martial arts grandmasters are still comparing their inner strength, he quietly sets up his sniper rifle and blows away a target from three hundred meters. The Martial Alliance issues a blood order? He shoulders a riot shield, tosses tear gas, and flattens the Alliance headquarters on his way through.
