[Urban What-If] [Anti-Cliche] [Hilarious Commentary] [Everyone Takes the Civil Service Exam] [No Toxicity, No Cheating] [No Female Lead]
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Other gangs: extort protection money, seize territory, fight bloody turf wars, and dominate the criminal underworld.
Lin Chen's gang: morning study sessions for essay writing, late-night drills for aptitude tests, regular mock exams, and cutthroat prep to land government jobs!
Their top enforcers used to swing machetes, but now they bury themselves in quantitative reasoning; street thugs who once ruled the block are frantically memorizing current-affairs topics!
The boss of the Gray Wolf Gang brought his men to pick a fight, storming into the warehouse with a show of force. “Come out, Blazing Tiger Gang! Let's settle this in a fight to the death!”
Lin Chen raised a hand to stop everyone charging forward and said with a stern look, “Quiet! Don't disturb our exam prep. If you keep my guys from getting government jobs, I'll see you prosecuted to the full extent of the law!”
Later, the once-feared Blazing Tiger Gang was entirely made up of uniformed, licensed employees, putting down roots in government institutions and making a difference.
The internet exploded, and the bigwigs of Jiangcheng were left dumbfounded: in this day and age, is passing the civil service exam and getting a government job really the ultimate career path for gangsters?!
“There's no skill in beating people up. From now on, we're going to follow the law! Everyone memorizes the Public Security Administration Punishments Law. Anyone who can't pass the auxiliary police exam can go clean the toilets!”
And so, a bizarre scene unfolded in the south of the city: two thousand tattooed toughs helped grannies sort their trash, used megaphones to read the Civil Code to debtors who refused to pay, and chased thieves so fast they could have qualified for the Olympics, all to meet their performance targets.
Police Captain Chen Ming was at his wits' end. “He even sent his underlings to take the civil service exam. He's definitely hatching some grand scheme to turn the south of the city upside down! Keep him under close watch!”
Lu Ze: “Officers, we're really a legitimate security company!”
