From the Start, I Danced with a Sword and Used Poison. How Did One Strike Split Heaven’s Gate?

After transmigrating eighteen years ago, Lu Li worked himself into the top spot as the best student in his class. He planned to go to college and make money, but a damn System forced him to dance with a sword in a crowded public square, humiliating himself in front of everyone! The whole internet called him an idiot, his classmates disowned him on the spot, and even a little chicken tried to ride his coattails with “rise with the rooster.” Who could have guessed that when he brought down his final sword, a beam of golden light would shoot into the sky? A zombie virus erupted worldwide, a black-winged tiger demon descended from the heavens, and the entire elite team from the National Anomaly Bureau was wiped out! Just as the whole city was gripped by despair, Lu Li raised his plastic lightsaber, bought online for 9.9 yuan with free shipping, and gave it a gentle wave: A sword beam stretched three thousand miles, the black tiger turned to bloody mist, and the dark clouds overhead split in two! One sword opened the gates of heaven, stunning the entire world! He activated the [Ten Thousandfold Enhancement System]. Feed a person of great fortune, and receive ten thousand times the reward! He casually tossed a demon core to the little chicken, triggering a ten-thousandfold critical bonus! While others infected with the zombie virus turned into mindless corpses, he enhanced the virus into a perfect, immortal body, able to withstand a nuclear blast with his bare flesh! While others fought desperately over a first-tier crystal core, he fed the Empress a stone and gained a hundred thousand enhancement points in return! Reborn powerhouses and chosen ones arrived with heaven-defying golden fingers, snatching resources and opportunities as they vowed to rule the apocalypse. Lu Li sneered: “Your fortune is worthless in front of me!” He raised a hand and wiped out the reborn, crushed the halo of the chosen with one stomp. Ancient inheritances, god-tier bloodlines: all trash before ten-thousandfold enhancement! He swept through every opponent, crushing all of humanity in combat prowess and becoming the undisputed strongest in the apocalypse! When the myriad races invaded and the heavens trembled, Lu Li stood atop the Heavenly Gate, lightsaber in hand, looking down over all the worlds: “I, Lu Li, am the one and only god in this world!”