Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Entire Internet Begs Me Not to Go Live

[No female lead + livestream fortune-telling + max-level expert + bizarre cases + comedic contrast]

Lu Xuan, the founding patriarch of a generation of mystic sects, failed to ascend and was reborn in the body of a paper-offering shop owner on the verge of bankruptcy.

To accumulate merit and rebuild his divine body, this max-level expert is forced to start livestreaming fortune-telling.

At first, the whole internet mocks him as a fraud who puts on a show of supernatural powers.

Then he starts taking live calls:

Top donor: “Master, I just donated blood yesterday, and today I feel completely drained.”

Lu Xuan: “Don’t panic, viewer. You didn’t donate blood, you donated your life. And the one coming to harvest your kidneys tonight isn’t human.”

Viewer B: “Master, my wife just gave birth to a big, healthy boy!”

Lu Xuan: “Congratulations. Though the child’s real father is your older brother. By the way, your wife is standing behind you with an axe.”

A poor uncle calls in to brag about his wealth. Lu Xuan sneers: “You stole the money your deceased younger brother paid to buy himself another life. Tonight, your brother, who died in a car crash, will come knocking!”

As one bizarre, supernatural case after another is exposed, viewers across the internet are terrified:

“We asked you to tell fortunes, not livestream roll call from the King of Hell’s book of life and death! Master, please spare us!”