Plants Vs. Zombies Vs. Genshin Impact: Zhang Dai's Bizarre Adventure

I, Zhang Dai, the transmigrator, great calligrapher, devoted son, generous benefactor, and car-repair expert, am a total unlucky bastard. Thanks to someone’s outrageous antics, I was forced to transmigrate again, this time from the Plants vs. Zombies world to Teyvat. Crazy Dave: Now, who could’ve done that? Gee, that’s a tough one to guess! Penny: [We’re both as bad as each other, so neither of us should be pointing fingers.] What do you mean, “my golden fingers are fighting each other”? Crazy Dave: Be a good sport and let me have a look! System: [No!] Stop! You two, please stop fighting! The helpless transmigrator could only watch as the System was reshaped into Dave... Penny: [Ahem, that’s going too far!] Barbara: I want to sing in a choir with the Sunflowers for the rest of my life! Kaeya: Zhang Dai and I became good friends after a fight! Diluc: This guy often sneaks into my vineyard to steal grapes. As for Er Bai Wu, the Knights can deal with him. Zhongli: Young Zhang Dai is truly as pure-hearted as ever. As for Er Bai Wu... he’s beginning to look human... Kujou Sara: What a weirdo. He actually wants to put a Peashooter through a lightning tribulation... Nahida: Mr. Zhang Dai, I think you’ve outdone me by a mile when it comes to making people laugh. I’m in awe. Take my Gnosis. You’re the true Dendro Archon! (The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Please read the story.) (The synopsis really doesn’t do it justice. Please read the story. I mean it this time.)