I Have Two Immortal Kingdoms Within Me

[Passionate + xianxia + comedy + one heroine + no System + not a wish-fulfillment story]

Zhou Ye is a downtrodden office worker, cursed out by his boss and betrayed by his colleagues. Then one day, he discovers that the moles on his body can move!

They turn out to be two divine kingdoms that fled a heavenly tribulation and settled on him!

From then on, everything changes:

When he scrapes his knee, the kingdoms think the land is shaking and mobilize the whole nation to deal with the disaster. If anyone dares bully him, the kingdoms immediately summon a heavenly tribulation onto them. When he cries bitterly after a breakup, the immortals cry out that a great flood has descended from the heavens and work through the night to fight it, only to end up getting him back to full strength.

But these two tenants are troublemakers, constantly fighting over territory on his body and turning his life upside down.

Worse still, the peerless heavenly tribulation that has hunted the divine kingdoms for thousands of years is steadily bearing down on his head…

A heavenly tribulation, a man-eating alchemy furnace, and a mysterious superior who is both foe and friend.

When every support is taken away, this once most pathetic office worker finally stands tall amid the flames.

Who says a mortal can’t protect the immortals?