The Whole Class Transmigrated: You Kicked Me Out? I’ll Build a Tower for Goddesses

[The whole class transmigrates to a frozen wasteland at minus one hundred degrees. As the useless logistics guy, I’m kicked out of camp by the class monitor and the campus beauty working together right from the start! Who could have guessed that the moment I step outside, I’d activate the “Goddess Shelter System”? As long as I take in top-scoring goddesses, I can upgrade my mobile fortress without limit and score a mountain of divine supplies! While you’re still smashing each other’s brains out over half a moldy loaf of bread in the snow, I’m already in a temperature-controlled RV at 26 degrees, cuddling my icy-cold senior and eating beef tallow hotpot!] “Freeloaders aren’t allowed,” huh? Duan Ye silently rolls up the car window and aims the exhaust fan at the tattered tent. The spicy hotpot aroma makes the whole class drool. The class monitor powers up and tries to freeze the RV? One tap activates the defrost function. Duan Ye fires back with stinky tofu and devilishly hot peppers, shocking her into a smoking, explosive hairstyle! Zombies surround the city and try to guilt-trip us? The RV’s chassis rises three meters, and the Duan ticket booth opens for business: admission costs ten crystal cores, and green tea girls and dogs are not allowed! While everyone else is overjoyed to grab a rat-infested cellar, Duan Ye has already cleared out a luxury mall. He sleeps on a Hästens mattress and, for good measure, freezes the former class monitor and the green tea girl into ice sculptures, hangs colored lights on them, and ties them to the back of the RV as a reversing radar. A giant bear hauls a three-story luxury villa, with neon-lit ice sculptures bouncing along behind it. Duan Ye elegantly sips chilled watermelon juice on the balcony as he speeds toward the endless snowfields. “I hear the arrogant student council president at the top high school in the neighboring province is under attack by a mechanical Titan? Tang Tang, turn around. We’re going to Sky City to take apart some Gundams!” Taking shelter? No, this is a wasteland vacation!