After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Li Chang'an binds himself to the “Kindling Trading Company” System, thinking he can reach the pinnacle of life with cola and potato chips. Who knew that on opening day, Fang Xuanling would block his door, claiming his spicy strips were “indecent”? The next day, Wei Zheng comes to impeach him for having “food of unknown origin.” On the third day, a man calling himself “Brother Li Er” pays a surprise visit in disguise and insists on cutting in line to buy river snail rice noodles... Li Chang'an snaps: “Get in line, all of you! Even the emperor has to take a number!” As soon as the words leave his mouth, Brother Li Er silently pulls out his VIP gold card.