After My Mortal Enemy and I Got Married on the Spot

Two male leads x love and hate x two equally matched leads x bickering frenemies Sharp-tongued, ruthless, unruly exorcist gong x young master shou who plays the pig to eat the tiger The sect leader had a recent source of worry. Shen Qifeng, the first disciple of Ziyun Temple, appeared to have an otherworldly bearing, but in truth he was sharp-tongued and caustic. He picked fights with everyone and everything, and his temper flared at the slightest provocation. When he was in a bad mood, he would even kick the dogs he passed on the street. Huo Chenran, the sect leader's nephew and disciple, had rosy lips and pearly teeth, and was every bit the picture of a fine young man. Yet he was so sickly that he panted after every few steps. Their fates were both strange: doomed to be solitary stars, with no children and no one to care for them in old age. Their red threads stretched to the horizon, yet their matchmaker seemed to have been fed shit. They were constantly at odds, could not stand the sight of each other, and wished the other would die just to prove a point and rest in peace with a smile. The sect's future was hanging by a thread, and with no one to carry on its legacy, the sect leader was beside himself with worry. But one day, he woke to find his eldest disciple “holding” his second disciple's hand, kneeling outside his room and bluntly declaring, [Master, I want to marry her.] The sect leader's eyes rolled back, and he nearly died on the spot. What he didn't know was that the two had meant to force a marriage, but then they saw something filthy. [What good is it if the second male lead is handsome? He imprisons the heroine, then the hero hacks him up and turns him into a human pig.] Shen Qifeng: “?” [The third male lead has it even worse. He dies without a whole body, has nowhere to turn for help, his soul is scattered, and his bones are ground to dust.] Huo Chen: “...” After learning how their story ends, the two decide to make peace, work together, love each other, and grow old side by side (yeah, right). But the sect leader sees nothing but malice in their eyes. Only later, watching the two kiss, does the sect leader finally realize what is going on. A disgrace to the family...