[Journey to the West + farming + fighting gods and Buddhas + building up the Tang Dynasty + all heavens + livestream + System]
Ding! You have transmigrated into Li Shimin, currently regarded as a pawn by the gods and Buddhas.
[Main quest: Overturn Journey to the West and reshape the mythology!]
[Newbie quest: Assemble your "Great Tang All-Star Team"!]
Quest One: Recruit Sun Wukong, the heaven-appointed protagonist, to your side.
My method: cola, instant noodles, a smartphone, and a copy of The Basic Principles of Marxism.
Result: Brother Monkey, in tears: "Your Majesty, this is what a real revolution looks like! What kind of reactionary nonsense is this Journey to the West?"
Quest Two: Reform Xuanzang, the heaven-appointed Pilgrim.
My method: a vial of gene-optimization serum, a spiritual Gatling gun, and a copy of Introduction to Physical Salvation.
Result: Tang Sanzang, his face full of compassion: "Amitabha Buddha. This humble monk will now send you to the Western Heaven, in the literal sense."
Quest Three: Recruit Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie.
My method: a tablet filled with fancam videos of K-pop girl groups, plus a feast at Haidilao Hot Pot.
Result: Zhu Bajie, weeping uncontrollably: "Boss! The Buddhist sect has nothing on this good life! I, Old Pig, will devote my life to the Great Tang's business ventures!"
Looking at the bizarre-looking pilgrimage team before him, Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction.
"Excellent. Next target: turn the Tathagata's Spirit Mountain into the Great Tang's 'Western Heaven High-Tech Industrial Park'!"
