I had just blown up the Elven Sanctuary when my entire clan packed me off.
As it turned out, I got bound to a bandit CFO System.
System AI Della: “Host, our analysis shows that you're hypocritical, greedy, and love explosions. You're a perfect match for this System!”
Me, obediently: “Thanks for the compliment.”
From the start, a gang boss comes to me for treatment, both his legs shattered.
[Ding! High-value harvestable asset detected: One-Eyed Wolf. Estimated value: 300,000 gold coins!]
[Recommendation: Launch the “Holy Light Medical Loan” service and have him put up his gang shares as collateral!]
I heal him in an instant, then hand him an exorbitant bill.
One-Eyed Wolf pulls a gun and roars, “Are you robbing me?!”
Me, backing away fearfully: “Or... you could use that freight depot of yours, valued at 300,000, as collateral?”
[Warning! The other party is showing signs of violent default. Asset preservation procedures recommended!]
The next second, a compressed explosive fireball hovers over his head.
Me, smiling gently: “Sir, please sign here, or your head may need an even more expensive medical insurance policy.”
[Congratulations, Host! First forced acquisition completed. You have obtained a 51% stake in the Iron Rail Gang and received a System rebate of 900,000 gold coins!]
[Building unlocked: Forest Glimmer Logistics Company!]
Looking at the huge balance in my System account, I sighed with satisfaction.
Turns out robbing people really is a lot more fun than growing flowers.
