[Comedy and snark + invincible hero + no heroine + lighthearted + perfectly sane + a good person]
Lan Qi transmigrates and is welcomed from the start by a bunch of super-loving, man-eating mermaids.
Luckily, he gains the ability to earn rewards by showing stories. As long as there are viewers watching, he can obtain rewards related to the story.
But...
Lan Qi: Where am I supposed to find an audience in this endless ocean?
The super-loving, man-eating mermaids tilt their heads, then seem to get an idea.
They put on bibs, take out knives and forks, and drool: O(≧▽≦)O Dinner time, dinner time!
Lan Qi: Fine, you're man-eating mermaids, but where did you get those knives and forks? I'm chovy! You think I'm the main course, you bastards!
Lan Qi: 🤓👆🏻 I've got an idea!
[...Success!]
Lan Qi and the man-eating mermaids disappear from where they stood and arrive in a movie theater.
Lan Qi becomes the projectionist and somehow knows how to start the movies, while the super-loving, man-eating mermaids obediently take their seats, unable to resist, and wait for the story to begin.
Lan Qi: Heh heh heh! It really worked! I'll make sure you man-eating mermaids never get out of here!
Whew, now let's see what movie this is.
Oh no... Aah! No! No, don't make me watch this!
A great novel that made my head spin wildly
Five points of Lechi and seven points of abstraction are quite wonderful.
It's so much fun! Hahaha!!!
It would be pretty cool if made into an anime.