Unequal Exchange: I Trade a Bomb to a Big Shot from the Start

[Invincible + No Romance + Humor + Flexible Morals + A Good Guy + Snark]

Lu Qi transmigrates into the body of an unlucky guy who died after being horrified by his online girlfriend’s heavily edited photos. From the start, he runs into a gay Superman who pins him down.

Luckily, he awakens the ability of Unequal Exchange from the start, allowing him to forcibly trade unowned inanimate objects and living things that belong to him with things from the Myriad Worlds.

Lu Qi: “But… what am I supposed to trade out here in the middle of nowhere?!”

Gay Superman: “Oh! My darling ♡ⅴ♡, you’re mine! And I’m yours, baby! Are you going to open up yourself, or should I help you? ❤”

Lu Qi: “Get lost! You can belong to anyone you like, just make sure it’s not me!”

Damn it! My predecessor arranged this date, so why am I the one stuck with it? You bastard!

What should I do? Even if I make an exchange, there’s no way to know what I’ll get. What if it’s even worse!

…

Lu Qi: “🤓👆🏻 I have an idea!”

Exchange! Gay Superman!

Judgment… successful!

Exchange result: Gay Superman → bomb!

Gay Superman: “O_o Hey, what the heck is this place?!”

Lu Qi: “…”

Lu Qi stared at the four twos in his hand, lost in thought.

Smack! He tossed them aside. So the bomb was that kind of bomb!

Boom!

A huge crater was blasted into the ground!

Lu Qi: “O_o Wait, it really was a bomb!”