Dual Transmigration: My Contract Only Allows for Widowhood

【Two transmigrators + palace intrigue and political scheming + hilarious money-making + tragic romance + no System + one-on-one romance】 Su Miaomiao, a top livestream sales host, transmigrates and becomes a palace maid scrubbing the floor at the tyrant’s feet. Just as she’s about to be beheaded, the tyrant suddenly yells, “How can these ministers not even write a risk assessment report for the wind!” Su Miaomiao sits bolt upright on her deathbed. “Odd functions stay odd!” The tyrant’s whole body jolts. “Read the sign from the quadrant?” They’ve found their own kind! So you transmigrated too! A former exploitative CEO who worked himself to death from overtime, Gu Hanci is now a puppet emperor. Su Miaomiao rolls her eyes. “Cut the crap. V me fifty taels of gold and I’ll deal with the regent for you!” At first, they hustle for money and alternately sabotage and help each other in the man-eating imperial palace, turning the harem into a livestream shopping room. Later, the land is shattered, and a hundred thousand cavalry surround the city. That once-arrogant CEO emperor, covered in blood, pushes her onto an escape carriage. “Su Miaomiao, this time I’m breaking my promise. You’re fired. Stay alive…” But Su Miaomiao’s eyes turn red as she picks up a bag of explosives and charges back toward the city gates. “Gu Hanci, my contract only allows for widowhood, not termination!”