The moment Lin Xiaoxiao was born, she realized she had become the baby girl doomed to die in a tragedy novel.
In the original story, her father was framed for colluding with the enemy, and his whole family was executed.
Her mother was killed with a drug that made her infertile.
Her eldest brother was left with a broken leg and turned evil. Her second brother was swindled out of everything he owned.
And as for her, she was killed before she even got to celebrate her first month.
Lin Xiaoxiao screamed frantically in her mind:
[Dad! Stop smiling! Your most trusted deputy is burying a letter about a rebellion in Mom's courtyard!]
[Mom! Wake up! Grandma's about to clear out your entire dowry!]
[Big brother, don't drink that tea! That's how your leg gets ruined!]
[Second brother, hold on to your money! That green-tea girl is after your family's fortune!]
She thought she was just a baby who couldn't talk.
But the very next moment...
Her father charged into the back courtyard with a blade and caught the traitor red-handed.
Her mother sat bolt upright despite being sick and led her maids to smash open the storeroom.
Her eldest brother dodged the fate of a broken leg, and her second brother clutched the account books all night.
After the whole family heard her thoughts, the villainous household that was supposed to be wiped out went on a rampage!
Later, the officials at court all realized something was off about the Marquis of Zhenbei's household.
The Crown Prince sets a trap? They turn the tables and send him to prison.
The green-tea schemer drugs someone? They pour it right back down her throat.
Grandma stirs up trouble? They slap the account books in her face.
An enemy spy has been hiding for twenty years? The baby girl yawns, and the whole family raids the place that very night.
Lin Xiaoxiao waves her little fist from her cradle.
[Seriously? How come this generation of villains isn't even as smart as a baby like me?]
The whole family silently raises their blades.
Whoever dares touch Xiaoxiao dies.
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