The Emperor Torments Me for Points, So I Turn Around and Bind His Enemy General

The transmigrated emperor treats me like a quest target, and the crueler he is to me, the higher his cultivation gets? Well, I’ve bound myself to a Palace Intrigue Simulator, and it specializes in dealing with anyone who thinks they can get away with anything. He forces me to drink an abortion potion, and I burst out laughing. He sends me off for a political marriage, so I just steal the groom. Watching his cultivation regress as he spits up three mouthfuls of blood, all I can say is: Keep it coming. My happiness is built on your misery.