You Were Supposed to Teach and Nurture Students, but You Led the Whole Class to Rule the High-Martial World

[Extreme contrast + high martial arts + hilarious power fantasy]

Li Bai studied medicine for eight years, only to awaken an SSS-rank, one-of-a-kind hidden talent at the age of twenty-eight: Quack Doctor!

From the start, he botches a minor operation, slicing a crime boss who was about to teach at a martial arts academy so badly that he ends up quadriplegic.

For the sake of a 75,000 salary and to avoid being held responsible, Li Bai, who has no martial arts cultivation at all, assumes another person’s identity and becomes the homeroom teacher of the school’s worst first-year class, Class Nine.

Faced with a bunch of troublemaking students with bizarre talents, Li Bai has no choice but to bluff his way through:

The S-rank dean tests him with five times normal gravity. Crushed until he spits blood, Li Bai calmly exhales a smoke ring. “Don’t panic. This is called manual pressure release, a technique used by high-ranking martial artists.”

The dean is stunned. “Your vital energy has returned to its natural state? You’re actually a hidden ninth-rank Martial God?!”

He gives the A-rank charm-type campus belle an absurd prescription. She breaks through four stages on the spot, but her voice turns into that of a burly man who calls everyone “bro”!

He gives psychological counseling to a part-time male model student with a B-rank perpetual-motion talent: “That rich lady’s wire brush is going to scrape your throat raw, kid!”

The student bursts into tears, has an epiphany on the spot, transforms into an indestructible human shield, and swears to follow his beloved mentor to the death!

…

A few years later, a full-scale beast tide breaks out.

Every member of Class Nine goes wild, dominating the high-martial defense lines and even pushing Li Bai, who never stops spouting nonsense, all the way onto the divine throne.

Watching his invincible students clad in golden armor and wielding world-destroying power,

Li Bai trembles with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. “What the hell? I’m just an unlucky quack filling in as a homeroom teacher. How did all of you become gods?!”