The Goofy Princess Eavesdrops on Thoughts, and the Ascetic General Spoils Her Rotten

Office drone Li Cha transmigrates into an abused heroine novel as a wicked princess who wreaks havoc from the start. She has to force the celibate God of War, Chu Heng, to marry her, or the System will zap her!

Li Cha trembles in fear, but puts on a haughty front. “Chu Heng, you’re only fit to be my dog!”

Inside, she’s screaming: [Help! That guy’s eyes could kill! But the System’s offering too much. I’ll finish the act and make a run for it!]

Chu Heng, reborn and bent on revenge, unexpectedly hears her inner thoughts and freezes on the spot.

After they marry, Li Cha is forced to keep up her wicked-woman act, spending every day soaring along the edge of disaster.

“This priceless jade cushion is too cold. Throw it away!” [Wow, this is the treasure that holds the map the former crown prince hid after his rebellion! I’ll sneak back and pick it up later!]

“Father, I want to move into Chu Heng’s estate!” [I’m going to get all the gossip at the general’s estate! I hear his green-tea cousin is no pushover. This is going to be fun!]

Chu Heng: “…”

He quietly hides the jade cushion and packs up the green-tea cousin and sends her away that very night.

The whole capital waits to see the wicked princess get cast aside, but soon realizes things are taking a very different turn.

General Chu doesn’t just indulge her and spoil her, he also spends every night in her room!

Until one day, Li Cha hears some gossip that hits a little too close to home: [So I’m Chu Heng’s one true love?!]

Chu Heng, who is peeling grapes for her, pauses. His ears turn bright red as he pins her against the wall and says in a husky voice, “Princess, is the gossip sweet? There’s something even sweeter. Want to have a taste?”