Useless System: The Wicked Master Gives Up and Becomes Everyone's Obsession

[Two male leads · redemption for the whole cast · play the pig to eat the tiger · winning by doing nothing · hilarious, feel-good power fantasy · ex chasing his wife]

Clever, laid-back beauty and runaway master, shou Liao Xiangxiang × pure, unhinged, regretful disciple gong Luo Qinglu

◆ Liao Xiangxiang transmigrates into the role of a stunning master with an incurable case of lovesickness, and from the start, his unhinged disciple threatens him with a knife.

“Master, I want to cut off pieces of your flesh and dip them in your blood to eat.”

Liao Xiangxiang: Is this how people say hello in the cultivation world? That’s hardcore!

Luckily, he’s bound to a useless System. Mission: slack off! Passive skill: the lazier he is, the more beautiful he becomes!

Overworked corporate wage slave Liao Xiangxiang gets it: Why compete so hard? If life’s already bad, can’t I at least make it worse?

So

His disciple acts out, telling him to flirt with someone else? Sure, why not?

A gloomy young lord wants to make him his cultivation partner? Fine.

Two mad dogs start fighting? OK, I’ll back whoever wins.

Everyone waits for him to make a fool of himself, and even he’s waiting to make a fool of himself…

But

The whole world thinks he’s a powerful immortal who has descended from the heavens!

Liao Xiangxiang: ???

Even his disciple, Luo Qinglu, regrets pushing his master away time and again, because everyone is fighting over his master and jealously guarding their claim.

The young lord corners Liao Xiangxiang against a wall. “Stop running, Xiangxiang.”

Even the paragon of righteousness has red eyes. “Senior, can’t you look at me just once?”

System: Host, your beauty and cultivation have both reached their peak! I recommend doing nothing. Just lie there, and people will fight to the death for you.

◇ Liao Xiangxiang’s survival guide: When the unhinged ones aren’t acting crazy, it’s time to run.

The question is, can he get away?

1. The gong genuinely abuses the shou, then gradually falls for him → the master runs away → the gong regrets it and chases after him

2. 1v1 happy ending. The shou seems to be suffering but wins by doing nothing. The gong is pure in body and heart, and everyone has a one-sided crush on him.