Reborn, Lao Da Elbows His Way Through the Martial World

I transmigrated as Lao Da, and from the start my plane crashed and I landed with a bounty on my head.

No System, no cheats, just my Mamba elbows and a whole world of people who want to kill me.

The orthodox martial arts world calls my style a crooked path?

I shut them down with one shot.

Tian Shu City's rules say no fighting?

I'll use the rules to play you to death.

Shao Yu sets me up, and the Sunflower Organization wants to silence me.

But Chen Ze protects me, Zhang Shiyao invites me to dinner, and even Zhou Jielun, chairman of the Dragon Gate Group, is an old friend.

They ask me why I'm so cocky.

I say: What can I say?

A challenge to write the most proper, logical absurdist story! This isn't pure wish fulfillment. Every character in the story is an internet celebrity, such as Lao Ba, General Yu, Chen Ze, and Sun Xiaochuan. As long as they're internet famous, I'll write them in, and I'll still make the story logical!