Three Kingdoms: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but My Father-in-Law Cao Cao Wants Me to Enter the World

Su Chen transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and becomes the most unwelcome freeloader in Cao Cao’s household, a live-in son-in-law nobody wants around.

He plans to keep his head down and live off his wife, but then he unexpectedly awakens the “Supreme Strategist System.”

Before he can even celebrate, the System catches a virus and crashes, forcibly compensating him with the stats of an unrivaled brute combining Xiang Yu and Li Cunxiao!

From then on, the Three Kingdoms gains a nuclear-grade scholar who solves problems through brute force, and the entire Cao camp’s style goes completely off the rails.

Su Chen: “Father-in-law, I really am an intellectual who couldn’t hurt a fly. I’m no good at fighting!”

Cao Cao watches Su Chen lift an eight-hundred-catty iron pillar with one hand and smash Lü Bu, horse and all, into the ground. The corner of his mouth twitches uncontrollably.

Zhuge Liang lays out the Eight Trigrams Formation. Su Chen finds the maze too confusing, swings his twin hammers, and levels the entire mountain. The Crouching Dragon’s Daoist heart shatters on the spot.

Guan Yu proudly warms his wine before beheading Hua Xiong. When he turns around, he sees Su Chen fling Yan Liang and Wen Chou away like barbecue skewers. His great saber drops to the ground in fright.

When hundreds of thousands of troops from the various warlords arrive outside the city, the entire army is stunned.

Su Chen, who fears death more than anyone, is forced to don his armor. He sighs helplessly, eager to get home and eat the huge pork knuckle his wife made.

Then, single-handedly and barehanded, he tears a hole through the formation of a hundred thousand soldiers.