Wait, I Didn’t Know Playing Ring the Continent Came with a Wife?

[He went into the industry for college credits, but his obscure co-star is crazier than an award-winning actor!] Lan Yu is a college senior and an athlete. To make up his credits, he takes a role in a low-budget BL drama. His co-star is the little-known actor Weng Yibai, a ruthless guy who treats shipping them as a career. On the first day of filming, he pins Lan Yu down and kisses him three hundred times. Me: “...That wasn’t in the script.” He solemnly pulls out a copy of The Professional Code of Ethics for Ship-Baiting: “It is now.” “Rule ten: chemistry starts with lips and teeth.” He even makes sure I get the chicken leg from the crew’s boxed lunch. In front of the paparazzi cameras, he murmurs to himself: “He likes it. I can’t bear to see him go without.” Me: “...That’s the bone I already chewed on.” Without batting an eye, he says, “For a devoted character, every detail matters.” The script calls for nothing but a hug during the rainstorm argument scene. But he grips my collar, his eyes red-rimmed: “Lan Yu, clause three of our contract...” “Do they dock your pay for improvising?” I grit my teeth. “Dock mine. Keep kissing me!” He suddenly presses close to my ear: “Lan Yu, do you dare...” “...to really love me just once?!” At the wrap party, I corner him in the fire escape: “Let me teach you something.” “Kissing scenes take practice, and arguments need to be real.” “But as for the number-one trending topic KPI...” “We have to make it real.” On the final day of filming, the whole crew cheers, “We’re done pretending to be a couple!” Only he solemnly hands me a copy of The Couple Uncoupling Plan. I tear it up in front of him. Then I open a new contract and slap it down before him. “Plans have changed.” “Long-Term Spouse Contract. Are you signing or not?” Weng Yibai! To hell with college credits! I only want you!