I Am Xiaotian Dog: I Bite Erlang Shen to Tears from the Start

The moment Lin Xiao opens his eyes, he transmigrates to the world before Journey to the West and becomes Xiaotian Dog, newly born at Erlang Shen's side!

From the start, Yang Jian despises him for having an incomplete soul and wants to throw him into the Guanjiang Estuary to feed the fish?

Thinking fast, he bites Yang Jian's finger clean off, making the God of War cry out in pain on the spot!

Who could have guessed that the seemingly ruthless Erlang Shen is actually a severe social phobe and a cat lover?

After Lin Xiao gets hold of his secret cat-raising hobby, he becomes his personal litter-scooper.

His primeval bloodline awakens. He gnaws on magic treasures like bones and swallows immortal pills like candy!

From then on, a thug of a dog roams the Heavenly Court.

He steals all of Taibai Jinxing's life savings, leaving him in tears, begging me not to come back;

He tricks Marshal Tianpeng into farming until he's exhausted and looks like a pig's head;

He bites a hole in Mo Lihong's Hunyuan Umbrella, and the Four Heavenly Kings take a detour whenever they see me;

Even when Guanyin tries to lure me to the Purple Bamboo Grove as a guardian, I talk back until her face turns green:

Five hundred years later, just as Lin Xiao has turned the Heavenly Court upside down and is about to swallow the sun as a snack,

news arrives from the Dragon King's Palace in the East Sea: a monkey with a furry face has stolen the Sea-Calming Needle!

When the Golden Cudgel strikes the Hall of Miraculous Mists, the immortals discover in terror:

Even the monkey who wreaked havoc in Heaven doesn't dare mess with Erlang Shen's thug of a dog!