The System Forces Me to Slay Demons, So I Shock Everyone with a Mop

[Urban + no supernatural powers + hilarious contrasts + a harem of admirers]

“Master Lin, I think my house is haunted. Could you use your magic to take care of it?”

Lin Shen stared at the prompt from the ridiculous System in his mind: [An Abyssal Succubus is attacking. Host, subdue it!]

He felt like crying.

I’m just a fortune-teller who sets up a street stall!

To stay alive, Lin Shen was forced to draw a tai chi symbol with a filthy gutter mop to scare off an old lady, and to bluff a cool, aloof policewoman with some tactical water-drinking.

He didn’t have a shred of magical power. He got by with nothing but a silver tongue and sheer dumb luck, yet became the “ascetic savior” in the eyes of every goddess in the city.

This job is a real pain in the neck, and it could cost me my life!