[Delivery Across the Myriad Worlds + Dimensional Overkill + Hilarious Scheming + Mind-Blowing Contrast]
Others risk their lives delivering food for a few yuan. Lu Xun delivers food and makes Qin Shi Huang exclaim, “A celestial being has answered my prayers!”
Bound to the [Cross-Time, Cross-World Delivery System], he’ll take any order from across the Myriad Worlds, as long as the customer can leave him a good review.
“Ding! Your express order has been delivered. Recipient: Ying Zheng. Delivery fee: one thousand taels of imperial gold from the Great Qin!”
A locust plague strikes the Great Qin, and Zhao Gao wants to sacrifice a living person to Heaven? Lu Xun whips out a high-pressure sprayer and eco-friendly pesticide, then fries up a plate of fries for the First Emperor. He’s immediately hailed as the Great Qin’s Imperial Preceptor!
Cao Cao gets a migraine during the Battle of Red Cliffs and wants to execute Hua Tuo? Lu Xun swoops down on a supersonic electric scooter and gives him two ibuprofen tablets with some headache powder. Overjoyed, Cao Cao presents him with a peerless divine weapon!
An ancestor in the cultivation world is trapped in a forbidden zone and nearly starving to death? One bowl of instant beef noodles with pickled cabbage wins Lu Xun an unrivaled cultivation technique!
In other worlds, he’s an invincible true immortal wielding modern black technology to crush anyone who dares defy him.
In the modern world, he’s a tycoon landlord who casually produces ancient imperial jade, lifts a Wuling Hongguang with one hand, and makes countless financial magnates kneel and sing their surrender.
When modern tycoons try to blacklist him and provoke him, Lu Xun smiles faintly. “You probably don’t know that I just traded a ton of seamless steel pipes for Qin Shi Huang’s hundred thousand iron cavalry.”
While the big shots of the Myriad Worlds fight tooth and nail for a chance to hire Lu Xun as their errand runner, Lu Xun is staring at a new order that’s just popped up, fretting.
“Deliver an ice-cold cola to Sun Wukong? I’ll take it! But, Brother Monkey, does Mount Five Fingers get free delivery?”
Errands across the Myriad Worlds, always delivered! Open this book and see how Lu Xun rides his little electric scooter to deliver his way through the worlds!
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