I Raised Pigs in the Military, and Then the Whole Army Went Crazy for Them

[Hilarious + Contrast + Passionate + Military + Nonstop Action, No Frustrating Angst]

Chen Fan wanted to pay for his grandfather's medical treatment. He planned to spend two years in the army, collect his discharge pay, and live as a laid-back genius who did the bare minimum.

But on his very first day of service, he unexpectedly bonded with the [Take Advice and Grind System]!

As long as he followed a superior's or fellow soldier's “suggestion” or “taunt,” he would receive an incredible reward. Refuse, and he'd suffer three straight days of diarrhea and public humiliation!

And so, the most outrageous troublemaker in the entire army was born.

The recruit squad leader mocked him: “If you're so tough, run yourself into the ground on the track today!”

Chen Fan's eyes lit up. “Squad leader, you said it!” That day, the entire company was exhausted, while he broke the military district's long-distance running record!

The company commander was at his wit's end. “Get out to some remote outpost and raise pigs!”

Six months later, during military exercises, the red and blue forces were locked in a fierce battle. But the blue force commander was captured alive by Chen Fan, who'd been raising pigs, after getting caught in a fishing net!

The special forces commander roared, “You green recruit, what do you know about special operations infiltration?”

Chen Fan turned around, infiltrated the command center, and took out the entire special forces squad by himself. “Commander, you suggested I get some hands-on practice!”

From troublemaker in boot camp to a legend across the armed forces, Chen Fan looked utterly innocent. “At first, I really just wanted my discharge pay. It's all because the commanders expect so much of me!”

The military brass were close to tears. “Please, stop taking advice! If you keep grinding like this, we'll all lose our jobs!”