Are You Crazy? You Call These Three Thousand Brocade Guards Bandits?

"Chu Ge, the realm is at peace. It's time for your useless, broken body to die."

On our wedding night, the female emperor I'd served for ten years dropped her disguise. She broke both my legs, had my entire clan thrown in prison, and even laughed as she told me the child in her womb belonged to a scion of one of the great families!

In my despair, I turned completely evil and awakened the [System for Summoning History's Greatest Tyrants]!

As the hypocrites of the entire court gathered outside, ready to beat me to death, I grinned wickedly and exchanged for my first card.

"Ding! The Hongwu Emperor, Zhu Yuanzhang, has arrived, bringing three thousand Ming Embroidered Uniform Guards!"

To get him to put in a little more effort, I casually spoiled the Ming's future, telling him about the God of War's surrender at the city gates and the crooked-neck tree on Coal Hill.

When Zhu Si heard how grim the Ming dynasty's later years would be, he went completely mad!

That day, three thousand Embroidered Uniform Guards became fiends from hell, stripping the lofty aristocratic clans of their skin and stuffing them with straw!

Kneeling in a pool of blood, the female emperor wailed in despair: "You call these bloodthirsty fiends bandits?!"

I stepped on her head and sneered. "Don't rush. Li Shimin and Ying Zheng are still warming up."