Diary of a Crown Prince's Palace Divorce

My two best friends got married! The awkward part was that a year later, they started fighting over a divorce. One was the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace, and the other was the Crown Princess. They were all lovey-dovey when they were in love, but now they wouldn't give up an inch over the division of their property. The Crown Princess was already close to clearing out the entire Eastern Palace! Then the Crown Prince suddenly turned to me, who was watching the drama unfold, and said, "Everything else is negotiable, but I must have custody of her!"

Me: "...What the hell?"

1. To be honest, my parents are famous in the capital as a devoted couple. They were childhood sweethearts who married young, and they loved each other all their lives. As a child from a happy family, I never would have dreamed...