[Urban Fantasy + Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain + Thunder Arts Taoist + Urban Ghost-Hunting]
While other people transmigrate into a life of luxury, Zhang Qingxuan transmigrates to the brink of starvation.
A property developer tosses him twenty thousand yuan: “Sign and get lost!” Then a bulldozer heads straight for the ancestral hall!
With nowhere else to turn, he uses the last of his strength to dial a number:
“I'm offering Longhu Mountain to the country for free. I just want... a decent meal.”
There are three seconds of silence on the other end. “Good comrade, you'll get a government job, full benefits, and free room and board.”
Zhang Qingxuan's eyes light up. “You can get a deal like that? Let everyone else compete for promotions. I'm done with that!”
Half an hour later, ten armed helicopters roar in, and a major general salutes him in person.
“Qin Zhenguo, East China Division, reporting to Celestial Master Zhang!”
The transfer is complete, and golden light shoots into the sky! The Longhu Celestial Masters' Taoist Legacy System is bound!
Purple Sky Divine Thunder Body: immune to all lightning, able to summon thunder from the nine heavens!
Heart of Nonaction: follow the natural way, and a day spent sunbathing and drinking tea equals ten years of hard cultivation for others!
National Fortune Military Industry System unlocked: draw a talisman weapon design by hand, and the country can mass-produce it!
Every member of the special forces gets a Five Thunder pistol to exorcise evil and slay demons: “Made by the Celestial Master, for a physical send-off!”
Others stay up all night cultivating, or take pills and suffer cultivation deviations.
He lies in the sun, and his cultivation keeps climbing!
Then one day, demons break free from their seal and boast that they'll flatten Longhu Mountain...
Zhang Qingxuan rolls over. “You're disturbing my sunbathing.”
He casually fires a palm thunderbolt, blasting them to ash.
From then on, with a Celestial Master in Huaguo, no demon dares cross the line!
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