[Urban paranormal + hilarious ghost-hunting + invincible lightning arts + broke but badass celestial master]
Think I’m a celestial master who came down from the mountain to slay demons and exorcise evil?
No. I’m a 24/7 operations engineer for the Heavenly Dao.
Zhang Qingxuan, heir to a hidden lineage of Mount Longhu, came down the mountain to inherit a sword, a shop, and six thousand in overdue rent.
With just 250 left in his account and his Taoist robe covered in patches,
even a Foundation Establishment celestial master has to eat and pay rent, so he’s been forced to set up a street stall!
Fortune-telling: fifty. Curse removal: price negotiable. Believe in science: free!
A haunted mansion with a ghost general? One sword cuts through two hundred years of resentment!
An internet celebrity sees a ghost? I send it off with golden light, then insist it’s just a lighting effect!
A ghost in an unfinished building? My lightning arts blast straight through the fake thirteenth floor!
Then his sea of consciousness unlocks...
The Heavenly Dao Operations System is online!
Baleful essence = junk files. Forbidden zones = firewall-protected areas.
I’ve become the Heavenly Dao’s unpaid 996 laborer!
This lousy Heavenly Dao has crashed three times, and each time my sect had to risk their lives to patch it up.
Now the mysterious organization “Yinxu” has come calling, planning to format and reinstall the world to destroy it.
Zhang Qingxuan lights up the city with lightning and sneers:
Who needs repairs? I’ll upgrade it live, with no downtime!
I may be broke and have nothing but lightning, but I can suppress every ghost in the human world!
