The Day I Got Promoted, Received a Raise, and Won the Lottery, I Found Out I Was Already Divorced

After years of being worked to the bone, I finally made it and was promoted to head of a branch office. On that very same day, I also won a million-dollar lottery prize. Just as I was about to share the good news with my wife, HR told me there was a problem with my background check. That's when I discovered I'd apparently been divorced for several months. When I got home and confronted my wife, she acted as if it were perfectly reasonable. So her first love could get a house in a good school district, she'd sued me for divorce and married him. "Don't be so petty. It's just a piece of paper. I'll remarry you next year." I sucked in a sharp breath. You mean to say...