Short Videos on the Sky Screen Drive the Ancients and Foreign Powers Crazy

System 007, from the sky screen channel of the System realm, is being crushed by the workload. Its seniors are showing the ancestors tearjerking “Tragic History Highlights” to earn their tears. To meet its KPIs, it has no choice but to bind itself to Su Bai, a lazy security guard, and specialize in indiscriminate, dimension-crushing domination. Su Bai laughs away in the guard booth every day, while the sky screen unleashes one spectacular display after another before countless worlds. Show a ridiculous dark-humor meme, and the faith of a Western archbishop collapses on the spot; show a modern farming explainer, and the Minister of Agriculture kneels and kowtows, exclaiming that these are immortal techniques; show a hypothesis about the origin of the universe, and the entire world of ancient Greek philosophy is left completely bewildered! Every dynasty is driven into a frenzy trying to keep up, while the Western powers stare in stunned disbelief. Su Bai: “I'm just a security guard, giving the ancients a tiny taste of modernity when I get the chance. How did all the ancestors end up blasting off into space?”