Slaying Gods in Dafeng, While the Empress Secretly Hears My Thoughts

After pulling an all-nighter, programmer Chu Feng transmigrated into the Great Feng Dynasty as a fake eunuch awaiting execution. In prison, he awakened the God-Slaying System. By slaying evil spirits and dispelling illusions, he could earn rewards. He planned to keep a low profile, slay demons, and steadily build his strength, unaware that the stunning, cold, and powerful young Empress on the throne could hear his thoughts loud and clear.

And so, the court took a sudden turn.

When the treacherous chancellor spoke passionately in favor of suing for peace and paying tribute,

Chu Feng lowered his head and kept his eyes down. [You old geezer, the third brick under the floor of your secret chamber is hiding a letter from the Khan of Beiman and a hundred thousand taels in banknotes.]

The Empress: “...Guards, search the chancellor’s residence!”

When a thousand-year-old ghost king descended on the imperial capital, the cultivators trembled and advised the court to sacrifice boys and girls,

Chu Feng thought to himself: [Mix black dog blood with cinnabar, bury three copper coins in the Kun position, and trigger the earth’s yin energy. That’ll send it straight to the afterlife. Is this really so hard?]

The Empress: “...Do as... that little eunuch says.”

Until one day, the Empress cornered him at a hot spring deep in the palace.

She narrowed her phoenix eyes, loosened her silk robes, and backed him to the edge of the pool. “I hear you think I’m very cold?”

The System screamed in Chu Feng’s mind: [Warning! Top-tier ‘love tribulation’ evil spirit detected! Intimate contact can greatly increase your cultivation! Dual cultivation works even better!]

“...” Chu Feng looked at the Empress as she closed in, lost in thought.

Should he slay this god today, or not?