My Hilarious Rants Made Me a Big Shot in the Cultivation World

Ling Xian, a seasoned corporate drone and video creator known as "Gou Sheng" for roasting terrible movies, wakes up to find himself transmigrated into a top-tier scumbag villain with the same name, destined to be ground to dust by the protagonist's group. He's a disposable character in a chaotic mega-novel that mashes together every element imaginable, from cultivation and fantasy to sci-fi and Lovecraftian horror!

Faced with a hellish start, Ling Xian plans to stick closely to the guidebook from Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: keep his head down, cling to the protagonist, and survive until the end of time.

But then his "Roast Energy System" suddenly activates. Every time he roasts something, he gets stronger and gains all kinds of ridiculous powers and items!

And so, the whole story goes wildly off course.

He means to play it safe, but his cutting roasts are so sharp that people mistake him for a hidden peerless master.

He means to keep a low profile, but his absurd antics somehow turn him into the "spiritual mentor" of bigwigs from every realm.

This was supposed to be a story about a scumbag saving himself, so how is it that his villainous underlings are bowing to him, the chosen heroine is falling for him, and even the protagonist who was supposed to kill him is looking at him with admiration?

Even worse, this world is unbelievably deep, and it seems to be connected to countless other planes!

Ling Xian: "Wait! I just wanted to be a lazy fish and live peacefully until the ending! Who dumped the mess of the Myriad Worlds on me?! Help, this isn't what I signed up for!"

This is the hilarious adventure of a lazy fish (in his own estimation) who uses his absurdly powerful roasting skills to cause (and fix) trouble across the Myriad Worlds, while picking up a bunch of ridiculous companions and some unexpected pairings along the way!