I Snatched the Wrong Groom! The Chaste War God Has Me in His Grip

[Strong-as-an-ox sweet bandit girl x cold-faced, scheming God of War]

One day, while out robbing travelers at the foot of the mountain, Wang Zhaozhao brought home a man covered in blood.

After cleaning him up, she drooled all over that face.

She had been in this world for eighteen years, and had never seen a man so handsome.

Best of all, when he woke up, he didn’t cry or make a fuss. He was as obedient as a frail scholar.

Wang Zhaozhao was delighted. “You owe me your life, so you should repay me by marrying me. Handsome, you’re staying at my stronghold to be my husband!”

She had no idea that this man before her was Ling Yuan, the Great Zhou God of War, whose power reached across the imperial court.

Then one day, the army sent to suppress the bandits surrounded them, and the frail scholar transformed into a cold-faced God of War.

Looking at the “almost-husband” she had carefully looked after for a month, Wang Zhaozhao wept with regret.

Her mother had been right: never pick up a man you find by the roadside.

And never pick up a handsome one, either.

To save her stronghold, she was forced to enter the general’s residence as a servant. Everyone said she wouldn’t last a month.

Her leech of a foster family, a scheming green tea, and her good-for-nothing younger brother all lined up to put her in her place.

Wang Zhaozhao flipped the table. “I can handle hardship, but being taken advantage of? Never!”

Her motto was simple: as long as she didn’t die, she’d make sure everyone else had a terrible time.

She turned the residence upside down.

But Ling Yuan not only let her get away with it, he encouraged her. Wang Zhaozhao refused to overthink things and took the opportunity to cop a feel whenever she could. “Since I can’t escape, I might as well feel his abs a few more times and get my money’s worth!”

Until one night, the man suddenly caught her misbehaving hand. “Had enough? Now it’s my turn…”

Wang Zhaozhao: “Wait, aren’t you the cold-faced God of War? What happened to your image?”

Ling Yuan: “You felt it right off me.”

[Two strong leads + mutual flirting + healing each other + play the pig to eat the tiger + love after a kidnapping]