Also known as: How the Eternal Scoundrel Emperor Fusu Was Made
Fusu was reborn.
The good news: He still had all his memories.
The bad news: There was now a System in his head.
[Ding! The “Scoundrel Emperor Training System” is now bound to you.]
[Core principle: The more outrageous you are, the stronger and luckier you become.]
[Beginner mission: Sing “Listen to Your Dad” to Qin Shi Huang in court, complete with heartfelt gestures.]
Fusu: ??? Say that again?
System: [Countdown: three, two,]
Fusu began singing through his tears.
That day, the entire court was struck speechless.
That day, Qin Shi Huang completely lost control of his expression.
That day, an elderly court censor fainted on the spot.
And Fusu was kicked off to Shang Commandery to help build the Great Wall.
Everyone thought the young prince was finished.
But then
He turned the Great Wall into the Qin dynasty’s greatest wonder with his outrageous antics.
He verbally blasted the Xiongnu so badly they went crying back to the steppes.
He acted so convincingly that his two younger brothers knelt and cried, “Big Brother, we were wrong!”
Standing atop Xianyang Palace and watching the empire’s borders expand across the map, Qin Shi Huang fell into thought:
“My son… what on earth has possessed him?”
Fusu smiled. “Father, you might not believe me if I told you, ”
“It all began with a nursery rhyme.”
