Um, Your Treatment Is Going to Cost Extra

System √3 has been having a complete meltdown lately. Its Host, Jiang Li, is a bizarre woman who has turned “saving lives” into “charging an arm and a leg.” Other quick transmigration travelers go around winning over male leads and warming their hearts. Jiang Li, on the other hand, carries a little notebook and greets everyone with, “Hi there, the registration fee is fifty, the consultation fee is one hundred, and special treatments cost extra. Soul currency accepted!” When faced with a tyrant suffering from severe persecutory delusions, she wears a dragon robe and holds a stethoscope, looking solemn as she says, “Your Majesty, no one is trying to harm you. Your liver fire is just too strong. That’ll cost extra. I’ll prescribe something to help you calm your mind and curb your desires.” When faced with a race car driver whose leg injury has left him psychologically twisted, she becomes a demon coach and floors the accelerator. “Your leg’s broken, but your heart isn’t! Want to cry? Fine, tears are charged by the milliliter. Hold them back!” When faced with an introverted, world-weary top-tier star, she infiltrates his fan club and becomes a fan photographer, hauling around a huge camera and pointing it right in his face. “Look at the camera! Give me a smile! We’ll split the money from selling this iconic shot fifty-fifty!” Jiang Li’s life philosophy is that redemption is all well and good, but there are basic rules to follow. For example, talk money first, then love. Until one day, she meets the ultimate BOSS, a man with every rare and difficult ailment imaginable. The man’s face is pale as he slaps a black card on the table, his gaze obsessive and crazed. “My illness can’t be cured even if I spend my entire fortune. You… dare take the case?” Jiang Li’s eyes light up, and she whips out a card reader. “Beep! As long as the money’s right, I can even tear up your name in the Book of Life and Death at the King of Hell’s place! But boss, this time it’ll cost extra. A whole lot extra!”